backrooms rotten tomatoes critics savage latest liminal space film for having too much carpet mould and not enough existential dread
In a plot twist no one saw coming, Rotten Tomatoes has finally reviewed the internet’s favorite non-existent horror franchise, and the results are brutally hilarious. The aggregator, known for crushing blockbuster dreams, apparently graded the backrooms as a “liminal thriller” and gave it a stunning 38% critic score, citing “unconvincing fluorescent lighting” and “premature jumpscares that fail to properly monetize nostalgia for 90s office carpet.” Fans are now flooding social media with memes, arguing that the real horror is critics demanding character development from a room that is literally infinite beige walls. The irony? The lowest-rated “film” of the year is causing more engagement than any actual blockbuster.