Amy Coney Barrett's Supreme Court Coffee Run Interrupted by Very Online Fans Demanding S'More Originality
A coffee shop in Springfield, Illinois became an unlikely battleground for meme culture this morning when Justice Amy Coney Barrett stepped out for a latte, only to be mobbed by a group of self-proclaimed "constitutional comedians" wielding smartphones and bad puns. The irony? They were trying to get her to pose with a sign reading "No Malarkey, Just S'mores" to reignite a 2020 internet feud over which Supreme Court nominee had the most campfire-friendly dessert takes. Witnesses say Barrett, visibly amused, simply ordered a black coffee and whispered, "The real in-joke is we're all just trying to survive the confirmation process in peace." The video has since gone viral for showcasing how even the highest legal minds can't escape the absurdity of niche internet nostalgia.