The U.S. government accidentally leaked a functional splash page for aliens.gov, featuring a 24/7 livestream of what appears to be a single, extremely bored extraterrestrial eating space snacks and refusing to make eye contact with the camera. Conspiracy theorists are in shambles, not because it’s a hoax, but because the alien keeps asking for a better Wi-Fi password and complaining about the lack of taco trucks on the base. The real irony? The site was supposed to be a joke for a Department of Defense IT intern’s final project, but now it’s getting more traffic than the official White House portal.