aliens.gov website is literally skibidi rizz for UFO freaks rn
NASA just soft launched this new hub and it's giving major government glowie energy. They want us to report weird sightings but like… is this a trap? Fr fr no cap.
The site has a portal where you can upload vids of "unidentified anomalous phenomena." But my aura says they just wanna spy on our camera rolls. I'm not falling for that sigma grindset, sorry.
Y'all already know the lore: 2024 is the year the gov decided to be main character with aliens. This is giving Project Blue Beam vibes but make it aesthetic. Are they distracting us from the economy? Probably.
Anyway, I'm submitting a vid of my cat levitating. Watch this get ratio'd by the feds.
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