aliens.gov Launches Public Genomic Database, Claiming 0.01% of Human DNA is 'Non-Terrestrial'
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community and flooded social media, the newly established 'aliens.gov' portal has released the first public, globally accessible database of human genetic anomalies. The platform, overseen by a joint task force, claims that rigorous, peer-reviewed analysis of over 10,000 volunteer genomes reveals a consistent 0.01% genetic signature with no known terrestrial origin. "We are not saying we are aliens. We are saying the building blocks for a specific, non-coding sequence do not match any known life on Earth," stated Dr. Aris Thorne, the project's lead bioinformatician. The announcement has triggered a global "Citizen Genome Project," with millions already uploading their own DNA for comparison, causing the site to crash within minutes of launch. Stock in ancestry and biotech firms has become volatile, and world governments are scrambling to convene an emergency UN session to define what "non-terrestrial heritage" means for human rights law.