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aliens.gov Goes Viral After User Finds a 'Reptilian Application Form' and an 'Emotional Support Human' Waiver on the Official Federal Site

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aliens.gov Goes Viral After User Finds a 'Reptilian Application Form' and an 'Emotional Support Human' Waiver on the Official Federal Site

In a shocking twist that has the internet simultaneously screaming "government transparency" and "taxpayer-funded trolling," the official federal website aliens.gov has exploded in popularity after a Reddit user discovered what appears to be a literal application form for intergalactic diplomatic recognition. The kicker? The form allegedly includes a checkbox for "Species: Reptilian (Please check if you are from a gas giant, have holographic skin, or simply identify as a former world leader)." The site, which was originally set up by the State Department as a placeholder for hypothetical space policy, now features an inexplicable "Emotional Support Human" waiver, a FAQ section asking if you can "prove you are not a sentient cloud," and a digital receipt for a single interplanetary visa that costs $4.99 in "UFO credits." Internet sleuths have already started filing their taxes through the portal, just to see if the IRS accepts "interstellar residency" as a valid exemption.