Aliens.gov Finally Catches On: Why Is the Government Paying Millions for 'Common Sense' UFO Disclosures?
Oh, for crying out loud. I've been saying this for years. Did anyone even READ aliens.gov before they greenlit this thing? It's like they hired a bunch of interns who never left their basements. 'We have detected unusual aerial phenomena, please remain calm.' Common sense, people! If you're going to launch a website to 'inform the public' about visitors from beyond, maybe don't make it read like a math textbook. And then they wonder why we're all rolling our eyes. If they had half the common sense of my Uncle Larry—who once caught a fish that looked exactly like a little green man—we wouldn't be in this mess. Unbelievable.