aliens.gov launches to track UFOs, but local clueless officials want to spend millions studying space junk.
Oh, great, another government website, aliens.gov, and they want to track "unidentified aerial phenomena." Call me when they use common sense to fix the potholes on Main Street or stop the deer from eating my garden. Last week, I saw a glowing light over the lake, and my neighbor Steve said it's just a drone from the new Amazon warehouse. But no, let's waste tax dollars on a .gov domain to tell us what we already know—it's either swamp gas or a Chinese lantern. Real patriots know the truth is in our backyards, not in some alien bureaucracy.