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Aliens.gov fails to load during first official livestream, just shows a spinning pizza slice. Total waste of tax money when we can’t even keep the roads paved around here. My neighbor’s kid said it’s ‘common sense’ to just use YouTube, but I guess the government needs a whole new website for space folks.

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Aliens.gov fails to load during first official livestream, just shows a spinning pizza slice. Total waste of tax money when we can’t even keep the roads paved around here. My neighbor’s kid said it’s ‘common sense’ to just use YouTube, but I guess the government needs a whole new website for space folks.