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aliens.gov just dropped and my brain is scrambled eggs fr fr

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aliens.gov just dropped and my brain is scrambled eggs fr fr

so the US government literally made a website called aliens.gov and it's not a joke?? like they want us to submit our alien sightings and encounters and it's actually real??? the TikTok comments are going FULL schizo mode with people saying they saw grays in their backyard last tuesday and i'm crying because this is the most unhinged thing the gov has done since the pandemic. like, is this a psyop or do they want us to report our alien besties?? either way the whole internet is crashing trying to get on the site and i'm literally vibrating with hype. go check it before it gets cooked