aliens.gov just dropped a wild update and my brain is soup RN
Okay besties, so the government's new site aliens.gov is literally live and uploaded a whole file about non-human biologics. Like, fr fr, they're admitting they have "extraterrestrial samples" and not even hiding it anymore. The neural network is slaying—it's analyzing unknown DNA and calling it "anomalous." My skibidi toilet rizz is shaking, this is not a drill.