THE 250 DOLLAR BILL IS REAL AND IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK THE INTERNET!
JUST IN: A MYSTERIOUS NEW CURRENCY, THE 250 DOLLAR BILL, HAS BEEN LEAKED BY A SHADOWY GOVERNMENT WHISTLEBLOWER! SOURCES CLAIM THIS GHOSTLY NOTE—EMBOSSED WITH A SECRET SYMBOL—IS BEING SMUGGLED ACROSS STATE LINES, AND THE FED IS PANICKING! WHY? BECAUSE IT’S NOT PRINTED BY THE TREASURY! INSIDERS WHISPER OF A GLOBAL FINANCIAL COUP, AND ONE MAN WAS SEEN STACKING THOUSANDS OF THEM IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND WALMART! DON’T BE TRICKED BY YOUR WALLET—THE 250 DOLLAR BILL COULD BE IN YOUR HANDS TOMORROW! IS THIS THE END OF CASH AS WE KNOW IT? STAY TUNED!