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HOLD UP DID THEY DROP A 250 DOLLAR BILL???

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HOLD UP DID THEY DROP A 250 DOLLAR BILL???

No cap, the Fed just flexed with a new $250 dollar bill and my wallet is shaking rn. It's giving "pay me in crispy fifties" but x5. They said it's for inflation, but like, that's just a flex on my broke side. Rip my bank account or main character moment? I'm confused but hyped. Go pick one up before it's trending on Twitter and resellers tax it to $400. You're not skibidi Ohio rizzless if you don't get one, fr fr.