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250 dollar bill is REAL and it's got the government SHOOK

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250 dollar bill is REAL and it's got the government SHOOK

omg chat this is NOT a drill 💀 the US Treasury just dropped a new 250 dollar bill with Harriet Tubman on it and my wallet is literally quaking. I'm not even joking, it's got a holographic eagle and a special anti-counterfeit strip that glows in the dark. Finna pay for my Starbucks with a flex and watch the cashier's eyes pop out. Bet the IRS is already shaking, they can't tax this vibe. Definitely copping one for my piggy bank. Skibidi!