zac brown’s New Album Will Literally Cure Your Depression, Says Guy Who Hasn’t Left His Couch Since 2019
So apparently, our favorite hat-wearing, boat-singing legend, zac brown, just dropped a new album, and AITA for thinking music can’t actually fix my crippling existential dread? I’m seeing posts from people claiming this is the “most healing” thing since sliced bread, but like, I listened to it twice and now I’m just slightly less annoyed at my neighbor’s barking dog. The TL;DR is that this album is supposed to save summer, but I still have to pay rent, so who’s really winning here? I swear, if one more person tells me “The Woods” fixed their marriage, I’m moving to a cabin without Spotify.