Local Karen Melts Down After Violet Affleck Exists In Same Starbucks, Demands 'Noise Complaint' for Her 'Literally Just Ordering a Latte'
Y'all, I'm losing my mind over here. Apparently, some 40-year-old with a "Live, Laugh, Loathe" bumper sticker decided that Violet Affleck existing near her was a personal attack on her aura. The Karen allegedly called the cops for a "noise disturbance" because Violet was... speaking at a normal volume? AITA for thinking the real crime here is that we still let people buy pumpkin spice lattes in July? TL;DR: Violet Affleck merely breathed, and a grown adult weaponized the 911 system. PEAK society.