tom selleck blasts 'woke culture' for ruining his magnum pi doppelganger contest, AITA for finding this hilarious?
So apparently, the mustachioed god himself, Tom "I Have a Magnum Dong" Selleck, is absolutely livid that some university's annual lookalike contest got canceled because the winner was a woman dressed as him from "Blue Bloods." In an interview, he claimed she was "a disgrace to the role" and that "woke culture" has "emasculated true celebrity impersonation." He's now threatening to sue anyone who wears a Hawaiian shirt and a fake mustache without his express written consent. TL;DR: A dude who drove a Ferrari in the 80s is big mad a cosplayer stole his Reddit karma. Honestly, I'm torn. On one hand, it's peak boomer energy. On the other hand, can you imagine the receipts? AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing since the last time he tried to act?