Tilman Fertitta’s Newest Venture: A Drive-Thru Psychic Hotline Where Your Fortune is Delivered With a Side of Cajun Fries
HOUSTON — In a move that has Wall Street analysts and astrologers equally baffled, billionaire restaurateur and *Shark Tank* investor Tilman Fertitta has announced his latest acquisition: a chain of psychic hotlines rebranded as “Fertitta’s Future & Flounder.” Industry insiders are scratching their heads, noting the irony that a man who famously built his empire on “making your own luck” is now selling premonitions for $4.99 a minute. Social media exploded when a leaked audio clip emerged of Fertitta live on the line, telling a caller, “I’m getting a vision… it involves overpriced seafood and a 30-minute wait for a table. Trust me, I’m a Shark.”