Tilman Fertitta Joins 'Mob Wives' Reboot, Demands Final Table Be Pasta-Filled
In a move no one saw coming, billionaire Tilman Fertitta has signed on as the surprise 'consigliere' for the upcoming *Mob Wives* reboot, promising to transform the iconic dinner scenes from 'cannoli arguments' into 'hostile takeovers of the bread basket.' Insiders claim Fertitta, who owns the Golden Nugget casinos and the Houston Rockets, threatened to have any cast member who doesn't finish their plate of lobster fra diavolo 'whacked' from the restaurant payroll. The irony, of course, is that the man famous for turning everything into a hospitality empire is now applying his 'dinner is a dealbreaker' mentality to reality TV drama. Bloodier than a Sopranos finale? Only if you count the spilled marinara.