Tilman Fertitta just bought a secret island for his skibidi Fortnite empire? no cap fr fr
yo tilman fertitta went full sigma and locked in a whole private island, no skibidi toilet allowed unless you're a billionaire. the rizz is unreal, he's literally building his own NPC-free zone where he can do the hawk tuah dance with his yacht. bet the gyatt on that place is massive, lowkey jealous of his aura. he's serving main character energy, and the island's gonna have more drip than a flooded cuh. deadass, this is giving major 'fanum tax' vibes—he taxing us with his success.