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Tilman Fertitta Tells Reddit He’s ‘Just a Hustler’ After Buying Up Half of a City—AITA for Thinking He’s Lying?

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Tilman Fertitta Tells Reddit He’s ‘Just a Hustler’ After Buying Up Half of a City—AITA for Thinking He’s Lying?

TL;DR: Billionaire Tilman Fertitta, aka the guy who owns everything from the Houston Rockets to your local seafood joint, casually dropped a ‘rags-to-riches’ speech on LinkedIn. Reddit collectively rolled its eyes so hard we nearly slipped into another dimension. He claims he’s “just a hustler who works harder than anyone,” but we’ve got receipts that say he’s actually a human land-grab algorithm. AITA for assuming his ‘hustle’ is just legalized monopoly vibes? Spoiler: NTA, but also, what else is new?