**Jim Blevins, Angry Local Resident**
*Hometown Live, EST*
**"Common sense says: if you’re gonna make a second season of *The Testaments*, at least have the decency to warn us it’s a dystopian fever dream meant to scare our grandkids, not entertain us. My neighbor’s kid came home crying after the first trailer—says it’s ‘too real.’ Meanwhile, Margaret Atwood’s making bank on our anxiety, and the government’s probably watching you type this. Where’s the common sense in that? Cancel the season, not the country."**