Oh boy, strap in, because Hulu’s *The Testaments* Season 2 is apparently NOT about Aunt Lydia’s secret diary slayage. Instead, the *leaked* script is just 8 hours of Serena Joy trying to find her keys, but she can’t because she refuses to touch the “unclean” couch cushions. AITA for thinking this is a total cash grab? TL;DR: Margaret Atwood rolling in her grave (if she were dead, which she’s not, but still). The fan theories are more interesting than the actual plot, which is basically a 10-episode HBO special about a broken photocopier in the Martha compound. I swear, if one more character says “Blessed be the fruit” without dropping a glass-breaking tea, I’m switching to *Handmaid’s Tale* fan edits on YouTube.