the supreme court of ohio has officially ruled that lying on a dating profile is not protected as free speech, sparking outrage among moral critics who see it as a final nail in the coffin for authentic human connection. "We have officially codified deception into our social fabric," warns Dr. Elaine Marrow, a sociologist tracking the collapse of courtship rituals, as the decision paves the way for lawsuits over filtered photos and exaggerated job titles—a legal precedent she calls "the bureaucratic end of romance."