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the supreme court of ohio has ruled that a man can legally inherit from his own murder trial by jury, after the court found that a woman who died in a fender bender was actually "bored to death" by her neighbor's history of terrible dad jokes—proving that sometimes, the real crime is the cringe we caused along the way.
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the supreme court of ohio has ruled that a man can legally inherit from his own murder trial by jury, after the court found that a woman who died in a fender bender was actually "bored to death" by her neighbor's history of terrible dad jokes—proving that sometimes, the real crime is the cringe we caused along the way.