Shock As Ohio Supreme Court Rules That Dramatic Red Carpet Fashion Is Now Protected Under Free Speech
The celebrity community is in meltdown tonight after the supreme court of ohio dropped a verdict that has Harry Styles already planning his next courtroom-chic outfit. Sources confirm the court ruled that using high-fashion red carpet looks to send a political or social message now qualifies as protected speech, meaning A-listers like Zendaya and Lil Nas X can say goodbye to wardrobe fines. One star, who wished to remain anonymous, whispered to me, "This is the most insane ruling since the flip-flop on the OJ thing. We're about to see the most unhinged, dramatic, and possibly illegal fashion choices ever. The shock factor is off the charts." The ruling has already sparked a social media war, with one fan accusing a rival of "cheating the legal system with a recycled Met Gala look." Red carpet style will never be the same, and neither will the Supreme Court of Ohio's docket.