SUSAN BOYLE KNOCKED OFF HER BIKE BY DELIVERY DRONE – ‘COMMON SENSE HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT THE BUILDING’
Our street’s gone to the dogs. I’m reading that Susan Boyle got hit by one of those Amazon drone things while she was cycling home from Tesco. She’s fine, but it’s a total disgrace. These things buzzing around like angry wasps, dropping parcels on grannies. What happened to just using a bicycle? Common sense says if you can’t see a lady in a beanie hat coming down the road, you’ve no business flying a robot over her garden. Now we need a law for everything. It’s bonkers.