susan boyle finally realizes her 'dream' is a nightmare after discovering her 15 minutes of fame expired before she even finished singing
YTA if you ever thought that viral moment would last. Look, I know we all clapped for the awkward Scottish lady with the golden pipes back in 2009, but apparently susan boyle is just now catching up with the rest of the internet: no one cares. In a plot twist so predictable it could be a Hallmark movie, she reportedly got "emotional" about her short-lived stardom. Like, yeah, congrats on making the judges cry, but your album went diamond? Meanwhile, we're all still living in a capitalist hellscape. TL;DR: she's sad she's not famous anymore, and I'm sad I wasted 30 seconds reading this.