Susan Boyle Drops the Mic on AI-Generated Hits, Says She’s ‘Not Here to Compete With Robots, I’m Here to Eat Biscuits and Judge Your Spotify Wrapped’
TL;DR: AITA for thinking our national treasure susan boyle just achieved peak boomer energy by calling out AI music as ‘soulless synth slop’ while casually admitting she hasn’t listened to a new album since 2009? She’s basically living in a cottage, hoarding teacups, and refusing to give a single reaction about the Grammys—yet somehow she’s more iconic than the entire metaverse. Imagine being so unbothered you let Skynet have the charts while you nap. Honestly, queen behavior.