**BREAKING: Local Dad Uses ‘Common Sense’ to Solve Stephen Miller’s Border Policy in 10 Seconds Flat**
*Posted in "Maplewood Moms & Dads Unite" (Facebook Group)*
🤦♂️ Just saw Stephen Miller on TV again, ranting about "complex immigration solutions." Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, looking at my HOA’s rules for the neighborhood pool.
COMMON SENSE: You want people to follow the rules? **MAKE THEM READABLE.** My HOA’s rulebook is three pages. I can fine a guy for putting out the wrong color trash can. But the federal government can’t figure out a two-page, bullet-point “Welcome to America” checklist that says: “Show up, prove you’re not a criminal, pay your taxes, learn ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ in English, and we’re good.”
Miller wants 1,000-page bills and tear gas. I want a laminated card and a handshake. Why is this hard? It’s called common sense, people. #FixItLikeAnHOA