**EXCLUSIVE: STEAM DECK CRASHES DURING LIVE LEAK — PORTAL 3 PROTOTYPE SPOTTED BEFORE MELTDOWN?** 🚨🎮
HOLLYWOOD RED CARPET — The red carpet turned *blue screen of death* tonight when an A-list streamer’s Steam Deck suddenly went dark mid-demo, allegedly exposing what insiders are calling the “holy grail” of gaming leaks.
“I saw it. Just for a second. The title screen said ‘Portal 3 — Project Borealis’ before the whole thing just fried,” whispered a stunned attendee, clutching a shattered controller.
The device, handed to the celebrity backstage by a mysterious “friend of Gabe Newell,” reportedly overheated and locked up, prompting a chaotic evacuation of the area. Crew members scrambled to confiscate phones as frantic tweets started flooding X.
👀 **Drama Level:** 11/10
🤯 **Shock Factor:** “This changes everything”
💔 **Celebrity Reaction:** “I literally watched the future blink out in front of me!”
Valve has NOT commented. The Deck? Dead. The leak? Already viral. The internet? On fire.
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