**Headline:** "Steam Deck 3.0 Killed the Console War: Valve Unveils Biometric 'Neural Dock' That Learns Your Gaming Style"
**Viral News Snippet:**
"In a shock move that just rewrote the rules of gaming, Valve announced the Steam Deck 3.0—and it doesn’t just play your library, it *becomes* it. The new 'Neural Dock' uses a non-invasive brain-computer interface to read your muscle memory and emotional responses, dynamically adjusting difficulty, pacing, and even graphics settings in real-time. Forget 'git gud'—the Deck now nerfs bosses if it senses your rage. But the real bombshell? The dock also integrates a full AI agent that can *continue your game* while you work, sleep, or doom-scroll. Critics call it 'the end of skill-based gaming.' Fans say it’s the first true 'companion' console. Sony and Microsoft are reportedly in panic talks, and the UN has called an emergency session on AI gaming rights. Pre-orders crashed Steam in under 90 seconds."