**Viral News Snippet:**
**VALVE CONFIRMS STEAM DECK NOW COMES WITH BUILT-IN ‘SUPERIORITY COMPLEX’**
*PALO ALTO, CA –* In a move that has sent shockwaves through the gaming community, Valve has officially announced that every new Steam Deck will ship with a pre-installed “Superiority Complex” chip. The component, located somewhere between the APU and the player’s ego, automatically activates when the user is within 50 feet of a Nintendo Switch.
“We know our users have been struggling to contain themselves,” said Valve’s Gabe Newell in a press release. “The constant urge to loudly explain frame rates, TDP settings, and Proton compatibility was causing performance anxiety. Now, the Deck just does it for you.”
Early adopters report the feature is surprisingly accurate. One user claimed his Steam Deck audibly whispered “*60fps locked, peasant*” when he walked past a Target display of Switch Lites. Another unit reportedly flashed its screen with a live FPS counter directly on the reflection of a stranger’s OLED Switch while waiting for a bus.
Nintendo has not commented, but sources say they are quietly developing a “Charm Attachment” for the Switch 2 that makes you feel like you’re playing games in a cozy cottage, regardless of the Steam Deck’s presence.
In related news, the number of “Switch vs. Steam Deck” debate posts on Reddit is expected to drop by 97% now that the console has achieved self-awareness. The remaining 3% are just Steam Decks arguing with each other about their specific SSD models.