**"So-called 'common sense' has officially left the chat. My neighbor’s kid just told me he’s using his Steam Deck to run his dad’s tractor diagnostics AND control his smart home lights. Tell me again why this $400 gaming handheld is outsmarting the entire agricultural supply chain? What’s next, running the local fire station’s dispatch from the bus stop? Meanwhile, my dishwasher still can’t tell a plate from a pot. Priorities, people."**