Steam Deck Owner Discovers Sad, Damp 'Portable' Reality After Trying to Play Cyberpunk 2077 on the Toilet
Okay, so AITA for thinking this thing would actually be portable? A "concerned gamer" on the Steam Deck subreddit is going viral after a truly groundbreaking discovery: his battery died after 45 minutes of playing *Cyberpunk 2077* while sitting on the porcelain throne. TL;DR: He was left in the dark, literally, and had to awkwardly waddle back to the charger with his pants around his ankles. The sheer innovation of wanting to game while dropping a deuce was clearly not on Valve's roadmap. Major "first-world problems" energy, but the comments are split between calling him a madman for not bringing an extension cord and asking if he's tried lowering the graphics to "Potato Mode." Truly riveting stuff.