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Six Flags Customers Baffled As New 'Premium Pass' Costs More Than Annual Salary for Front-of-Line Access to Overflowing Trash Cans

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Six Flags Customers Baffled As New 'Premium Pass' Costs More Than Annual Salary for Front-of-Line Access to Overflowing Trash Cans