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Man sells kidney on Craigslist, uses cash to buy lifetime Six Flags pass, still can’t ride the Batman coaster due to 'height requirement'. AITA for laughing at his gofundme? TL;DR: organ trading for rollercoasters is the new side hustle, and Karens still can’t reach the bar.
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Man sells kidney on Craigslist, uses cash to buy lifetime Six Flags pass, still can’t ride the Batman coaster due to 'height requirement'. AITA for laughing at his gofundme? TL;DR: organ trading for rollercoasters is the new side hustle, and Karens still can’t reach the bar.