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Local Man Discovers 'Sharyn Alfonsi' Is Why His Goldfish Looked Depressed; Claims She Hypnotized Them on 60 Minutes

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Local Man Discovers 'Sharyn Alfonsi' Is Why His Goldfish Looked Depressed; Claims She Hypnotized Them on 60 Minutes

AITA for thinking this guy is just projecting his own lack of hobbies onto his fish? TL;DR—my neighbor is blaming Sharyn Alfonsi for his pet's existential crisis after he watched her piece on pet psychology. Guess it's easier than cleaning the tank, huh? 🐟👀