**AITA for thinking Sepultura's "final" concert in São Paulo was just a really elaborate tax evasion scheme?**
Okay, so I just watched the livestream of their "grand finale" in São Paulo, and I have *questions*. They played for 3 hours, had a hologram of Max Cavalera (which looked like a Sims character that forgot to render), and even brought out the guy who sold them their first drum kit. The crowd was crying, the band was crying, the camera guy was crying into his açaí bowl.
But here’s the thing. TL;DR: The concert ended, confetti fell, and then Igor Cavalera winked at the camera and whispered "See you in 2030 for the *real* farewell tour." The band "broke up" only to immediately announce a "One Final Fuck You" world tour starting next summer.
So AITA for thinking this is the most dramatic way to announce a 40th anniversary cash grab? Or is this just peak boomer metal energy, pretending to die so they can charge $400 for a t-shirt? It's giving "we broke up like 4 times already, but this time we *mean* it... until the crypto market crashes."
**Ryan from Pittsburgh**