Sepultura’s Final Concert in São Paulo Was Basically a Funeral for Your Dad’s Vinyl Collection, AITA for Yawning?
So Sepultura finally called it quits with their “Sepultura final concert Sao Paulo” last night, and honestly, I feel like I need therapy. Over 40,000 Brazilians showed up to weep over a band that hasn’t been relevant since they stopped headbanging in cargo shorts. The setlist was 90% stuff from the 90s, proving yet again your uncle’s “Roots Bloody Roots” tattoo was a bad life choice. Max Cavalera didn’t show, so the drama was like a Netflix series cancelled after 3 seasons. TL;DR: The crowd cried, the band mustered some final fake smiles, and everyone went home to update their Facebook status to “in a relationship with nostalgia.” Honestly, maybe if you buy the overpriced merch, the ghost of Sepultura will finally haunt someone else.