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Local Man Shocked to Discover 40-Year-Old Band Finally Stops Banging Head for 3 Hours, AITA for Assuming They Would ‘Go Out in a Blaze of Glory’? TL;DR: Sepultura’s “final” concert in São Paulo was apparently just a fog machine malfunction and a lot of sweaty dad bods slow-mo nodding to ‘Roots Bloody Roots’ for the 8,000th time, and I’m still not sure if the band actually noticed they ended.

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Local Man Shocked to Discover 40-Year-Old Band Finally Stops Banging Head for 3 Hours, AITA for Assuming They Would ‘Go Out in a Blaze of Glory’? TL;DR: Sepultura’s “final” concert in São Paulo was apparently just a fog machine malfunction and a lot of sweaty dad bods slow-mo nodding to ‘Roots Bloody Roots’ for the 8,000th time, and I’m still not sure if the band actually noticed they ended.