Robert Isom Calls 'A Day Without Gravity' A National Holiday; Internet Demands He Be The One To Float
In an unprecedented move that has the entire internet questioning the laws of both physics and corporate leadership, American Airlines CEO Robert Isom has officially declared this Friday a "Day Without Gravity," urging all employees to "embrace the weightlessness of innovation." The edict came after a bizarre all-hands meeting where Isom allegedly demonstrated his new leadership philosophy by bouncing a paper airplane off a conference table and describing it as "strategic lift." Social media is now ablaze with memes showing Isom Photoshopped into zero-gravity chambers, floating next to a bag of peanuts, while passengers wonder if this is a new tactic to avoid dealing with delayed flights. The irony is not lost: a CEO asking everyone to float while the company's baggage fees have never felt heavier.