Locals FURIOUS After riot fest 2026 Organizers Announce Headliner is Just a Guy Who Yells 'Let's Get Weird' for 90 Minutes
AITA for thinking this is peak performance art? TL;DR: My town paid $4M for a "mystery headliner" at riot fest 2026, and it's just some dude named Chad in a sideways hat screaming about kale smoothies. The crowd literally started a physical riot (shocking) after he tried to sell them NFTs. But honestly, that's still more entertainment than the actual setlist. 🔥🔥🔥