Imagine paying $500 for a 'riot fest 2026' ticket just to watch a 50-year-old emo band break up on stage mid-set, and the crowd cheered louder for the porta-potty fire. AITA for saying the only 'riot' was my bank account getting robbed? TL;DR: Was supposed to be punk, ended up being a sad boy reunion tour with extra glitter and a meth smell.