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YTA for not going to riot fest 2026, but only if you're willing to pay $2,000 for a lukewarm hot dog and a 10-minute set from a band that broke up in 1998.

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YTA for not going to riot fest 2026, but only if you're willing to pay $2,000 for a lukewarm hot dog and a 10-minute set from a band that broke up in 1998.

TL;DR: Local punk festival just announced their 2026 lineup, featuring a hologram of a dead bassist and a headliner who last had a hit when Bush was president the first time. But hey, at least the porta-potties are reportedly "less awful" this year! 🖕