Resident Alien Netflix Release Date Announced, But Common Sense Says We Already Have Enough Shows Ruining Our Town
Finally, Netflix is getting their hands on “Resident Alien,” a show about some spaceman stuck on Earth, and they’re dropping it next month. Oh, goodie. Because what we really need right now is more Hollywood claptrap flooding our feeds about out-of-towners who think they know how to fix our plumbing or run our diners. I’ve lived in this county for 40 years, and I can tell you we don’t need a sitcom alien teaching our kids that “common sense” is optional. Forgot to lock my truck last week because I was too busy dealing with a real-life stranger who didn’t know a stop sign from a hole in the ground—maybe Netflix should focus on making a show about that reality instead. Mark your calendars for the resident alien netflix release date if you must, but don’t expect me to be impressed. This isn’t a comedy; it’s just another reason to keep my porch light off.