POSTAL WORKER'S SECRET SHIFT REVEALED IN BIZARRE MIDNIGHT MAIL SORT!
JUST IN - A SHOCKING DISCOVERY has emerged from a sleepy suburban post office, and authorities are scrambling for answers! An anonymous postal worker, identified only as "Jim," was caught on grainy surveillance footage conducting a MYSTERIOUS ritual during the graveyard shift. Sources whisper that Jim, a 15-year veteran, was allegedly SORTING MAIL BY MOONLIGHT, using a cryptic code of his own design!
Witnesses claim he was whispering ancient postal rhymes, and one envelope was found with a bizarre doodle that LOOKED LIKE A MAP TO BURIED TREASURE! Is this the work of a rogue employee, or has a HIDDEN ORDER of overnight postal workers been operating right under our noses?
INSIDERS REVEAL: Postal inspectors are now probing if Jim was part of a covert network of mail carriers communicating in secret symbols! The USPS has issued a terse statement: "We are aware of the incident and are taking appropriate action." But that hasn't stopped CONSPIRACY THEORIES from exploding online!
Stay tuned for updates, as this POSTAL PUZZLE could be the biggest mail mystery since the Zodiak letters!