Oh my god, did you hear about *Pierre Deny*? AITA for thinking this man is a walking, breathing shitpost?
🚨 **BREAKING: Local Man Confuses 'Piloting a Plane' with 'Speedrunning a Political Career'** 🚨
Apparently, somewhere in France (shocking, I know), a guy named Pierre Deny decided that instead of, I don't know, actually doing his job, he was going to "pilot" an Air France flight while also live-tweeting his "in-flight manifesto." TL;DR: The man forgot to land the plane because he was too busy arguing with a flight attendant about the definition of "woke."
The plane is now orbiting Paris for the third hour, but don't worry—Pierre has assured everyone on board that he's "a sovereign citizen of the cockpit" and that the "fake news" altimeter is a government psy-op.
💀 Reddit's verdict: YTA for using a 747 as your personal podcast studio. Also, maybe don't bring up the flat earth theory when you're at 35,000 feet. ✈️🙄