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Peter Thiel Finally Discovers A 'New' Human Emotion, Calls It 'Ethanol-Powered Existential Dread,' AITA For Thinking He's Just Describing A Tuesday?

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Peter Thiel Finally Discovers A 'New' Human Emotion, Calls It 'Ethanol-Powered Existential Dread,' AITA For Thinking He's Just Describing A Tuesday?

TL;DR: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel, fresh off his latest blood transfusion from a glowing youth, claims to have identified a groundbreaking emotion that only he and his lizard-people peers can feel. It's basically just being hungover and sad about your life choices. Reddit, obviously, is not impressed.