**AITA for thinking *Perfect Match* Season 4 is basically just a 10-episode long hostage negotiation between influencers who already hate each other?**
Okay, so I binged the whole thing in two days (don’t judge me, my dopamine receptors are fried). TL;DR: Netflix finally ran out of actual singles, so they just grabbed everyone from *Too Hot to Handle* who got rejected and *Love is Blind* contestants who were literally left at the altar. The "perfect match" this season? A pair of wannabe crypto bros who finally found someone willing to listen to their NFT pitch. 💀
The drama is just them arguing over who gets the private bathroom in the villa, while one girl literally says, "My love language is having my own walk-in closet." Peak romance.
So, AITA for fast-forwarding through the "emotional bonding" segments and only watching the slow-mo shots of them awkwardly trying to kiss? Or is the real match just between us and our collective bad taste? 🔥